Today, we're going to cover the basics of Redundant Meetings 101: the art of saying nothing while appearing busy.
Our instructor, the illustrious Bob "The Briefer" Briefs, will be guiding you through the finer points of meeting minimalism.
Learn advanced technobabble techniques for even more efficient meeting time-wasting!
Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee, as the meetings will be long and grueling. And, of course, your sense of humor.