Meeting Minutes: The Unnecessary, Uninspired, and Utterly Underwhelming 2022-01/04/01/10

Present:

• Bob Smith (Clerk of the Underwhelming)
• Alice Johnson (Vice-Clerk of the Uninspired)
• Ted Johnson (Clerk of the Inane)

Objective:

To spend an hour discussing something we probably shouldn't have scheduled a meeting for.

Agenda:

• 1.0: Discuss the merits of beige as a neutral color
• 1.1: Debate the importance of proper meeting room chair ergonomics
• 2.0: Consider the impact of too much caffeine on productivity
• 2.1: Discuss whether or not to use Comic Sans in official documents

Minutes:

1. Bob: "I'm not sure I see the point of this meeting, but I suppose it's better than a meeting on Tuesdays."
2. Alice: "I'm with you, Bob. But have we considered the implications of beige on our office decor? Should we stick with beige or branch out into more exciting colors like burnt orange?"
3. Ted: "Burnt orange, you say? I'm not sure that's an improvement over our current aesthetic, but I do have a suggestion on meeting room chair ergonomics. Have you ever considered using chairs with more pronounced lumbar support?"
4. Alice: "That's a valid point, Ted. And, actually, I think we should table the beige discussion for now. Who's to say we won't be discussing something more interesting next week?"

Next Meeting:

Next Tuesday. Because, apparently, this meeting wasn't a complete waste of time.

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