Ancient Meeting Rituals

Table of Contents

• The Redundant Meetings Index
• Meeting Mysticism
• Meeting Mathematics

Ancient Meeting Rituals

Meetings have been around since the dawn of time. Well, not literally, but they might as well. Here's a brief history:

The Meeting of the Ancients

In a time before time, the Council of Redundant Meetings was formed by a wise and powerful sage named Zorvath, who declared that meetings should be held daily, with a minimum of 4 hours of discussion, and a maximum of 6 cups of coffee.