Today's meeting was a resounding success in terms of achieving nothing.
We discussed, but did not decide, the color of the stapler on our reception desk.
It was a spirited debate that lasted for hours, with some of us getting quite worked up about the importance of having a stapler that matches the color of the carpet.
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Special Note: The free bagel in the break room has been replaced by a slightly-less-free bagel, and we'll be discussing the merits of this change in our next meeting, which will also not be important.
Meeting adjourned, but not before we all took turns telling the new intern that the stapler is, in fact, very important.
— The Unimportant Meeting Committee
Next Meeting: The Meeting of the Slightly Less Unimportant, Wednesday, 3:00 PM, Conference Room 4, Donuts Will Be Provided (but only if you like the new bagel)
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Or, if you'd rather just go to the break room and stare at the slightly-less-free bagel, click here.