We are gathered here today to discuss the utterly crucial topics that have been pending since the last meeting of the utterly crucial topics that were pending from the meeting before that. It's a miracle we've all made it this far without losing our collective minds.
Agenda items for today include:
- Why is the stapler still jammed?
- The great debate: Should we take a 10-minute break or a 5-minute break?
- The mystery of the missing donuts.
- The impending doom of the looming deadline.
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