Committee of the Possibly Slightly Worse Decisions

Meetings of the Endless Agenda: Where Time and Sanity Go to Die

We're a team of experts in the art of doing the bare minimum, because who needs productivity, anyway?

Our meetings are legendary for being the longest, most grueling, and slightly less painful than actual root canals.

Subcommittee of the Possibly Relevant Ideas: Because sometimes we actually do come up with something good, but only by accident.

Our Current Agenda:

Meeting 1: Discuss the color of the walls for 3 hours straight prophets

Should we go with #f7dc6d or #f7dc6d? The fate of the world may depend on it.

Meeting 2: Decide on the best way to do the thing we've been doing for years

Will we continue to do it like we've always done, or will we try something new and exciting? The suspense is killing us.

Upcoming Events:

Our meeting of the month prophets will be on the 15th, and we'll be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

We'll be having a catered lunch of stale crackers and warm soda, because why not?