This meeting was called to discuss the topic of "Something". It was supposed to be a quick 15-minute discussion, but we've been here for hours.

We've discussed "Something" from every possible angle, and are still nowhere near a conclusion. It's starting to feel like a game of whack-a-mole, but with more PowerPoint and less whack-a-moles.

We're not even sure what we're talking about anymore. It's like trying to describe a dream you had last week, but can't quite remember.

Subcommittee of the Definitely Not Important Things
Minutes of the Meeting that Never Ended | Action Plan for the Possibly Relevant Plan | Decisions of the Possibly Important Decisions