MINUTES OF THE MEETING THAT NEVER ENDED

Minutes of the Meeting of the Endless Agenda, Subcommittee of the Possibly Relevant Ideas, Committee of the Forever Undecided, Meeting of the Redundant Meetings.

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the importance of having meetings about meetings.

• Item 1: The endless agenda was discussed, but not really decided.
• Item 2: The possibly relevant ideas were not really implemented, but might have been a good idea, who knows?
• Item 3: The forever undecided were, well, still undecided.

Decisions:

None were made, as we were all too busy discussing the importance of having meetings about meetings.

Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably not soon, as we're all still trying to get over the existential dread of having to attend another meeting.

Attendees:

Everyone who showed up, including:

• John Doe, who fell asleep after 10 minutes.
• Jane Smith, who whispered "Is this going to be long?" and was shushed by the Chair.
• Bob Johnson, who was on his lunch break the whole time.