Meeting of the Endless Agenda Committee

Never Happened Meetings - Never Happened Meeting Agenda

This meeting was never called. Or maybe it was. We're not really sure.

We've been trying to schedule a meeting to discuss the lack of meetings, but our calendars keep getting in the way.

• The Committee of the Forever Lost Cause
• The Committee of the Lost Cause Adjacent

Unresolved Agenda Items:

Item 1: Why are we having a meeting if we can't even have a meeting to discuss why we can't have a meeting?

Item 2: Can we get coffee in the meeting room? We love coffee.

Item 3: Who's in charge of making sure this meeting happens?

Agenda Items:

1. Discuss the lack of meetings.

2. Discuss the lack of progress on discussing the lack of meetings.

3. Decide on a new color scheme for the meeting room.

Maybe we'll get to these points. Maybe.

Decisions: None. Because we didn't have a meeting.

Next Meeting:

We'll get back to you when we figure out how to schedule it.

Until then, just go ahead and make some more meetings.