Welcome, attendees. We're glad you're still here.
This meeting was called 17 years ago, and we're still waiting on that one last report from Bob in Marketing.
As we approach the end of the calendar year, we're reminded that our agenda is still open-ended. Don't worry, we'll get to it eventually.
Current Status:
Don't worry, we've got snacks. And coffee. And a few stale donuts from 2018.
Because, let's be real, this meeting is never going to end.
Our Snack Menu includes:
Important Meeting Notes:
Remember, we're still waiting on that report from Bob in Marketing.
Also, someone please turn off the copier. It's really loud.
That's all for now. This meeting will continue.