And so, at this point in time, we are still waiting for the promised new printer to be delivered. The one that was supposed to be delivered last week, last month, last year... You know, the usual.
As we all know, our current printer is a relic of the past, a reminder of a bygone era when our company still had a functioning work ethic. But fear not, for we have a new one on the way! Or at least, we had a meeting to discuss getting one on the way. Which, if we're lucky, will be rescheduled for next week.
But wait, there's more! The new printer is not just any ordinary printer, no, no, no. It's a printer that can print in multiple colors, has a built-in stapler, and can make perfect copies of the company's org chart. Because, let's be real, who needs a functional printer when you can print a nice copy of the org chart?