Meeting 100: Because We Definitely Will Do Something Today

Chairman's Update:

We're finally here, and we've got a whole 3 minutes to spare! Today, we'll tackle the pressing issue of... um, reorganizing the stapler drawer! Yes, it's about time we got that thing sorted out.

As always, your participation is mandatory, and your attendance is expected to be optional. We've got a whole lot of important things to cover in this meeting, and we can't have you slacking off.

Agenda:

1. Reorganize the stapler drawer

2. Reorganize the paperclip box

3. Take a break for 15 minutes to grab a snack

4. Reorganize the stapler drawer (again, we're really getting this one done)

5. Discuss the merits of using 2-sided vs. 3-sided meeting notes

Meeting 101: Where We'll Do More Reorganizing Meeting of Actual Issues (Just Kidding, It's About The Stapler Drawer)