Meeting of the Endless Agenda

Subcommittee of the Never-Quite-Ready Committee

Where: The conference room of never-ending disappointment

Why: To discuss why we're never quite ready, yet again

Agenda:

1. Review the 300+ page report on the 10% completed project
2. Decide which font to use for the new logo (serif or sans-serif, who cares?)
3. Debunk the conspiracy theories about the copier jammed 6 years ago

Important Dates:

• Never
• Ever
• Tomorrow (maybe)

Related Links:

• Subcommittee of the Never Quite Ready Committee
• Meeting of the Never Fulfilled Committee
• Committee of the Never Quite Ready Committee