Welcome, esteemed members of the committee of the meeting of the endless agenda. Today, we will discuss, nay, tackle, the deadline of never fulfilled promises. It's a real thing, I swear.
As you know, our last meeting went... well, let's just say it was a real blast, but not in the classical sense. We made some progress, I suppose, but mostly we just talked about how much we needed to get back to the meeting room.
Our agenda for today includes but is not limited to:
- Item 1: Discussing why the previous deadline was never met.
- Item 2: Making new promises we will never keep.
- Item 3: Eating more donuts than last time.
Deadline: Never