MEETING OF THE ENDLESS AGENDA: Minutes of Inaction and Utter Futility
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2024
The Conference Room of Despair, Floor 3, Building 7
- John Doe, Meeting Chair
- Jane Smith, Senior Manager of Doing Nothing
- Bob Johnson, Specialist in Procrastination
- Alice Brown, Expert in the Field of Doing the Bare Minimum
Meeting started at 9:00 AM. No one showed up. No work was done. No decisions were made. The meeting was adjourned at 9:01 AM.
Discussion points:
- No one had any questions or comments.
- Everyone agreed that this was the most unproductive meeting ever.
- Some people left early.
Next meeting is scheduled for... never.