Minutes of the Forever-Lost-in-Translation Meeting

Meeting Minutes of the Endlessly-Looping Agenda Committee (ELOC)

Item 1: The Infinite Agenda

Discussion of the never-ending to-do list resulted in a consensus that it's never going to be done.

Read more about the infinite agenda.

Item 2: The Lost Minutes

We spent an entire meeting looking for the minutes from last week's meeting, but they're still nowhere to be found.

View the minute of silence that was taken in lieu of minutes.

Item 3: The Endless Loop

The committee agreed to rehash the same discussion from last meeting, with the same conclusion: "We need to do something, but what was it again?"

Watch the committee's infinite loop of indecision.