MINUTES OF THE NEVER-FULFILLED PROMISES

Minutes of the Meeting of the Endlessly Agendas Committee

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 17 other people who were not actually there

Action Items:

• Implement new software system
• Replace current software system
• Fire current software system
• Implement new coffee machine
• Replace old coffee machine
• Fire old coffee machine

Decisions:

• We will implement the new software system, but only after we have implemented the old software system.
• We will fire the current coffee machine, but only if it's not already dead.