Meeting Minutes of Utter Inaction

Meeting Minutes of Utter Inaction: A Document of Record of Doing Nothing

Attendees:

• Bob Smith, Director of Doing Nothing
• Jane Doe, Expert at Procrastination
• John Doe, Master of the Art of Doing Nothing

Agenda:

Discussion of the Importance of Not Discussing Anything

Minutes:

At 10:00 AM, the meeting was called to order by the Director of Doing Nothing. The room was filled with anticipation... of nothing happening.

The Expert at Procrastination began by asking for more coffee, which was promptly denied by the Director of Doing Nothing.

The Master of the Art of Doing Nothing spent the next 30 minutes browsing the internet, finding the perfect meme to post on social media.

The meeting adjourned at 10:30 AM, with no decisions made, no progress reported, and no sense of accomplishment.

Action Items:

• None. None whatsoever.

Closed Meeting

Meeting adjourned at 10:30 AM, with a unanimous decision to reconvene at the same time next week.

For more meeting minutes, visit minutes-of-inaction-and-utter-futility or check out our Meeting of the Absurd Agenda.