Important Announcements
We have been forced to hold a meeting about meetings, because apparently, our meetings are too long. We will be discussing ways to make meetings less long, or at least, less painful.
Agenda items:
- Reducing meeting times by 50% through the power of meditation
- Introducing the "One Slide Rule": each meeting will only be allowed to have one slide, which will be a picture of a cat
- Implementing a "no-emailing-when-on-hold-for-a-moment" policy
Minutes will be posted after the meeting, because who doesn't love reading about meetings?