Meeting of the Void: Decisions of No Consequence

Agenda for the Insignificant

Today's meeting will feature a series of utterly pointless discussions and decisions that will have no impact on the fabric of space-time or the universe as a whole.

10:00-10:15 AM: Discussion of the meaning of "meaningless" words in a meaningless context
10:15-10:30 AM: Debate on the optimal number of syllables in a meaningless phrase
10:30-10:45 AM: Vote on the best way to spend an hour in a void that is, by definition, empty

Refreshments will be served, but only if someone brings them.

Minutes of No Significance Decisive Action Plan (just kidding, there is no plan)

Next meeting: Futile Meeting: The Meeting That Will Never Meet