MINUTES OF THE MEETING THAT NEVER WAS

Meeting ID: 123456 (Void's Random Generator)

Meeting Type: Redundant Meeting (Because We Had Nothing to Do)

Attendees: The Entire Council of Unproductive Sitters (All 12 of us)

Agenda: None. We just sat here for 2 hours.

Next Meeting: Never. Because this one was a waste of time.

Recommendations:

• We should have had more meetings like this one.
• We should have had more donuts.
• We should have had more meetings like this one.
• We should have had more donuts.

Decisions:

• None.

Attachments:

• None. Because we didn't do anything.