Minutes of the Inevitable Apocalypse - Subpage 1
Welcome, esteemed members of the Inevitable Apocalypse Council, to the minutes of our most recent meeting. We've got some doozies to share with you today!
- Item 1: The Apocalypse Date has been confirmed to be 4:14 PM on a Tuesday.
- Item 2: The location of the Apocalypse has been narrowed down to the nearest Taco Bell parking lot.
- Item 3: The preferred method of apocalypse has been decided as a combination of zombie outbreak, asteroid impact, and/or alien invasion.
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Prophecies:
- The apocalypse will be brought upon us by an army of 100,000 dancing accountants.
- It will be preceded by a 5-year period of intense, inexplicable flatulence.
- We will be forced to subsist on a diet of only nachos and regret for all eternity.
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