We've all heard the prophecy, "The end is nigh, and it's going to be bad." But let's be real, someone's going to have to pay for all the doomsday prepping and emergency supplies. That someone is probably you.
Below are some estimated costs for the impending apocalypse, because, let's face it, you can't just save the world without some serious budgeting.
**Subpage 1: The Apocalypse Fund (aka "We'll Just Use Your Credit Card")
• Emergency bunker rental: $10,000/year
• Doomsday prep kit (includes 1 year's supply of canned goods, bottled water, and a few rounds of ammunition): $5,000
• Private apocalypse consulting service: $2,000/month
More details on the consulting services
**Subpage 2: Apocalypse Insurance Options
• Apocalypse Insurance Co.: Covers 1-2 medium-sized zombies: $100/week
• Apocalypse Plus Insurance: Covers 5-10 medium-sized zombies: $500/week
• Apocalypse Max Insurance: Covers entire zombie horde, but only if they're wearing funny hats: $2,000/week