Behold, mortal, the visions of the Meeting Prophet have been revealed unto thee!
It is foretold that the meeting will be long, filled with unnecessary tangents and pointless discussions.
The coffee machine will be empty, the projector will not work, and the chairs will be uncomfortable.
But fear not, for the Meeting Prophet has also foreseen the glimmer of hope in the form of a vending machine stocked with stale snacks.
And lo, the Meeting Prophet has decreed that the meeting will conclude with a 3-hour discussion on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
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