Attendees: John, Jane, and a time-traveling wizard.
Agenda: Discuss the impending doom of the world, decide on a new color palette for the company, and debate the meaning of life.
Notes:
- Decision on new color palette: Yellow, Pink, and a hint of despair.
- Time-traveling wizard's prediction: The world will end on a Tuesday.
- John's concerns: "But what about the coffee machine?"
Next Meeting: 2023-03-01
Adjourned at 3:45PM, with no clear understanding of what just happened.