MEETING PROPHESIES 2024-01-01

Attendees:

• John Doe (CEO)
• Jane Doe (CTO)
• Bob Smith (Intern)

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of "synergy" for the 10th time.
2. Talk about the importance of "disruption" and how it's not just for startups anymore.
3. Order 17 pizzas for the meeting.

Minutes:

1. John Doe: "We need to disrupt the market, but not too much, because, you know, synergy is key."
2. Jane Doe: "I've calculated the optimal number of synergy-filled meetings per week. It's... (pauses) ...47."
3. Bob Smith: "Uh, can we talk about the free food budget? I'm getting a little hungry."

Next Meeting:

2024-01-02, same time, same place.

Also, don't forget to water the intern.

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