2024-01-02: The Meeting That Never Happened

Present:

• Bob, the Guy Who Always Arrives Late
• Jane, the Woman Who Forgets Her Keys (and Her Password)
• David, the Guy Who Eats All the Cookies

Agenda:

• Discuss the Importance of Being on Time (10 minutes)
• Eat All the Cookies (15 minutes)
• Prophesize the Future of the Company (20 minutes)

Notes:

• We should really work on our punctuality.
• Someone should really work on their snacking habits.
• We are doomed to repeat the same mistakes forever.

Action Items:

• Bob should set his alarm for 5 minutes earlier.
• Jane should write down her password in a safe place.
• David should join a gym to burn off the cookies.