Eternal Agenda
Meet the Meeting Prophesiers, the guardians of time-wasting, soul-crushing, and productivity-squashing meetings. We specialize in creating an eternal loop of meetings that never end, never conclude, and never lead to anything productive.
Our meetings are tailored to suck the life out of you, leaving you a hollow shell of a person who's just going through the motions.
Meetings are our business. We're not.