Prophesied Delays: Because You Wanted to Wait

We're sorry, but your meeting will be delayed indefinitely.

Reasons for the Delay:

• Unlikely Prophesies: Because the universe decided to align the planets just right.
• Probable Delay: Because we forgot to bring the donuts.
• Inevitable Prophesies: Because the meeting was always going to be late.

Subpages:

• Unlikely Prophesies
• Probable Delay
• Inevitable Prophesies