Prophesied Delays: Because You Wanted to Wait
We're sorry, but your meeting will be delayed indefinitely.
Reasons for the Delay:
Unlikely Prophesies
: Because the universe decided to align the planets just right.
Probable Delay
: Because we forgot to bring the donuts.
Inevitable Prophesies
: Because the meeting was always going to be late.
Subpages:
Unlikely Prophesies
Probable Delay
Inevitable Prophesies