Prophetic Procedures for Prophetic Procrastination

Step 1: Identify the Prophetic Task

Locate the task in question and gaze deeply into its soul.

Step 2: Create a Prophetic Plan

Weave a intricate tapestry of procrastinatory schemes and excuses.

Step 3: Prophetic Procrastination

Deliberately delay, deflect, and divert the original task's progress.

Conclusion

Pat yourself on the back, you've reached the end of this Prophetic Procedure. Congratulations, you've successfully procrastinated!