Meetings: Redundant Meetings / Meeting Prophesies / Avoiding the Voids
Warning: This page contains excessive meeting-induced trauma and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion or, at the very least, a strongly worded email to the meeting organizer.
Meetings: the bane of our existence. A never-ending cycle of unproductive discussions and unnecessary decisions. And yet, we can't escape them, no matter how hard we try.
Meetings are like the abyss, an endless void that sucks the life out of us, leaving us feeling empty, hollow, and slightly constipated.
But fear not, dear reader! For in the depths of this void, there lies a secret. A secret that will change everything.
Meetings are not just a waste of time, they're also a chance to...
- Network and make small talk with coworkers you'll never see again
- Stare blankly at a whiteboard filled with bullet points and Powerpoint slides
- Develop a sudden, unexplained case of narcolepsy
And so, we'll continue to trudge through these meetings, one pointless PowerPoint after another, all in the hopes of avoiding...
The Voids.