As the year 2023 dawns, our esteemed researchers have made a groundbreaking discovery: meetings are, in fact, an infinite series of adjournments in disguise. This phenomenon has been dubbed "Adjournment Theory" and promises to revolutionize the field of corporate time-wasting.
According to our team of experts, every meeting is actually just a temporary adjournment of the previous one, a cleverly disguised pause in the proceedings. We're talking, of course, about the infamous "adjournment gap," where the minutes tick by like sand in an hourglass, and the participants are left wondering if they'll ever truly get down to business.
To learn more about this revolutionary concept, we invite you to explore our Adjournment Theory whitepaper: Adjournment Theory Whitepaper.
We're also proud to announce the Adjournment Theory Institute, dedicated to the study of meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Visit our website: Adjournment Institute.
But don't just take our word for it! Join our community of fellow adjournment enthusiasts and share your thoughts on the topic. We're always looking for fresh faces: Adjournment Forum.
And for those who'd like to see some actual science behind the theory, we've got a series of case studies: Case Studies in Adjournment.