THE GREAT REDUNDANT MEETING PROPHECY 303

It is foretold that on this day, at this hour, and in this very moment, the meeting shall take place.

The participants shall be seated, the chairs shall be arranged, and the projector shall be calibrated.

The agenda shall be discussed, the minutes shall be taken, and the meeting shall be adjourned.

But fear not, dear attendees, for this meeting shall be the most productive one yet, the most efficient, the most... most manifest of them all!

THE FATE OF THE COMPANY RESTS WITH THIS MEETING.

Will we meet the goals? Will we crush the deadlines? Only time will tell!

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