Technique 3: The Schedule Shuffle

The Art of Making Meetings Even More Useless

In this technique, you will learn to take the art of procrastination to new heights. By shuffling your schedule like a deck of cards, you will create an endless cycle of meetings that will leave everyone wondering what day it is, or even what year.

Step 1: Create an infinite loop of meetings. Start by scheduling a meeting, then cancel it at the last second. Reschedule the meeting, and cancel it again. Repeat this process until your coworkers start to question your sanity.

Step 2: Add a dash of uncertainty to each meeting invite. Make sure to include a 50% chance of being rescheduled to a different room, or a 75% chance of being canceled altogether. This will keep your attendees on their toes.

Step 3: Use a randomized meeting title generator to come up with new, exciting titles for each iteration. "The Daily Grind", "The Time Suck", "The Productivity Drain"...

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