In this technique, you will learn to take the art of procrastination to new heights. By shuffling your schedule like a deck of cards, you will create an endless cycle of meetings that will leave everyone wondering what day it is, or even what year.
Step 1: Create an infinite loop of meetings. Start by scheduling a meeting, then cancel it at the last second. Reschedule the meeting, and cancel it again. Repeat this process until your coworkers start to question your sanity.
Step 2: Add a dash of uncertainty to each meeting invite. Make sure to include a 50% chance of being rescheduled to a different room, or a 75% chance of being canceled altogether. This will keep your attendees on their toes.
Step 3: Use a randomized meeting title generator to come up with new, exciting titles for each iteration. "The Daily Grind", "The Time Suck", "The Productivity Drain"...