Meeting Prophet Nirp

Where every meeting is a prophecy of doom

Minutes Agenda Attendees

Today's Prophecy:

"The meeting shall last for 4 hours, but will feel like eternity"

— Meeting Prophet Nirp, 2023

It is said that the meeting shall begin with a 30 minute introduction, during which the attendees shall be forced to listen to the meeting leader's 10-page PowerPoint presentation.

Then, the meeting shall descend into chaos as the attendees shall be asked to provide their thoughts on the topic of the meeting, which shall be promptly ignored by the meeting leader.

Disclaimer: The prophecies contained within this meeting are not guaranteed to come true. But they probably will.

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