You know the old adage "many heads are better than one." But did you know that many tabs open at once are better than one?
Click here for the first technique, where you'll learn to juggle an impressive array of cat videos, email, and fantasy football stats.
Or, if you're feeling really productive, click here for the epicurean technique, where you'll discover the secret to binge-watching an entire season of your favorite show while still "working" on that report due tomorrow.
It's a little-known fact that procrastination is not just a personal failing, but a scientific process that can be studied and mastered.
And don't even get me started on the wave function, where the probability of getting anything done is directly proportional to the square of the number of distractions.
Want more? Click here for the black hole technique, where time and space are warped beyond recognition.