Prophetic Procrastination Techniques

Where the future is certain, but the deadline is uncertain.

Advanced Prophetic Procrastination

For the truly visionary procrastinator.

• 1. The Ultimate Procrastinator
• 2. Prophetic Prevarication
• 3. Prophetic Paralysis

Warning: Prophetic Procrastination can lead to unpredictable outcomes, including but not limited to:

• Meeting attendees spontaneously combusting into flames
• The universe being destroyed due to sheer procrastination-induced entropy