The art of meeting prophecy is a complex and highly nuanced discipline. It requires a deep understanding of the intricacies of human communication and the subtle art of reading between the lines.
Meetings Prophetics Theory (MPT) is a framework for predicting with uncanny accuracy the exact nature, duration, and outcome of any given meeting.
Developed by the great and powerful Meeting Oracle, a wise and all-knowing sage who has spent years studying the ancient art of meetingology.
Using MPT, you can predict with certainty:
- Whether the meeting will be cancelled or rescheduled at the last minute
- Who will dominate the discussion with their inane ramblings
- The exact time and date of the next meeting in a never-ending cycle of tedium