John the Slow is a prophet of redundancy, known for his lengthy and unnecessary descriptions of everyday tasks.
His prophecies are often filled with repetitive details and pointless examples, making it difficult for his followers to discern the actual message.
Despite this, John's followers are drawn to his unique blend of verbosity and tedium.
They come from far and wide to hear his sermons, which are often filled with phrases like:
"And then, and then, and then, and then..."
"You see, you see, you see, you see..."
His most famous prophecy is the 3000-word description of how to boil a cup of water.