Welcome to the Meeting Prophets Training Academy!

Are you ready to unlock the ancient art of saying "let me summarize that for you" with confidence and conviction?

Do you dream of being a prophet of productivity, a sage of schedules, and a master of meaningless PowerPoint presentations?

Then join us! We're looking for brave souls like you to become the next generation of Meeting Prophets.

Apply now for our intensive, 4-day course in Meeting Mastery, where you'll learn how to:

• Conquer the art of saying "let me just check my calendar" without losing your cool
• Becoming the master of the meeting room thermostat: adjusting the temperature to a precise 72 degrees Fahrenheit
• Develop an encyclopedic knowledge of meeting room furniture, including the optimal placement of the coffee machine
• Learn the ancient art of turning a 3-hour meeting into a 3-minute conversation

Don't wait! Apply now and join the esteemed ranks of the Meeting Prophets!

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