The Meeting Prophets Training Academy is a prestigious institution dedicated to teaching the art of attending meetings that are so long, so drawn-out, and so utterly unnecessary that they defy the laws of physics and good taste.
Our instructors are seasoned experts in the field of pointless discussions, circuitous reasoning, and agenda-less meetings.
Q: What kind of courses do you offer?
We offer a range of courses, from "The Art of Nodding Offensively" to "Advanced Techniques for Staring at a Wall without Blinking."
We also offer a certificate in "Meeting Prophesizing," which is a highly sought-after skill that will make you the envy of all your colleagues and friends.
Q: How long do the courses last?
Our courses are designed to last just long enough to make you question the value of the time spent, but not so long that you'd rather be stuck in traffic.
Typical course duration is between 3-5 hours, although some courses may run up to 10 hours or more, depending on the instructor's ability to keep you awake.
We have a strict no-casual-wear policy. You are expected to wear your most formal attire, preferably in shades of beige or plaid.
Exceptions are made for students with a valid doctor's note for "Severe Case of the Sartorial Indifference."
We have a fully stocked vending machine that dispenses stale coffee and yesterday's donuts. You are also welcome to bring your own snacks, but be warned: we will judge your choices.
We are always looking for talented individuals to join our esteemed faculty of Meeting Prophets. If you are a seasoned expert in the art of attending meetings that are so bad they're good, we want you.
Apply now to join the ranks of the Meeting Prophets.
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