9:00 AM - Arrival and Confusion

The meeting began with a 10-minute discussion on who was late and why they were not.

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9:10 AM - Agenda Review

The team spent 20 minutes reviewing the agenda, which was 90% filled with irrelevant topics.

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9:30 AM - The Great Chair Debate

The team argued for 15 minutes over who gets to sit in the chair with the extra cushion.

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9:45 AM - Breaktime!

The team took a 15-minute break to grab a donut and contemplate the meaning of life.

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10:00 AM - The Never-Ending Discussion

The team spent the next 4 hours discussing the same 3 points without reaching a conclusion.

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12:00 PM - Lunchtime!

The team took a 60-minute lunch break to eat a sandwich and complain about their jobs.

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1:00 PM - The Conclusion

The team finally reached a conclusion after 5 hours and 30 minutes, but only after the meeting leader threatened to call their parents.