Prophet 2
Born: 1985, Somewhere in the Midwest
Known for their uncanny ability to predict the exact number of minutes a meeting will last, despite having no visible eyes or ears.
Background: Prophet 2's parents, both former meeting attendees, instilled in them a deep understanding of the nuances of conference room dynamics and the inevitability of pointless small talk.
Notable Quotes:
- "I can smell the desperation wafting through the air like the scent of stale coffee." - Prophet 2
- "The projector will break, the projector will break, it's a certainty." - Prophet 2
View Prophet 2's 2022-03-08 forecast