Prophesied Delays
As the chosen prophet, I foretell the inevitability of meetings running long, projects being stalled, and deadlines slipping away.
The Prophetic Methodology
Ancient wisdom, passed down through the ages, reveals the secrets of meeting-induced chaos.
- Step 1: Gather 'Round
- Step 2: Wait 'Round
- Step 3: Repeat 'Round
Famous Prophesied Quotes
"A meeting is never a meeting until it's a delay."