Prophet Joshua: Timekeeper of the Redundant

Prophet Joshua: Timekeeper of the Redundant is here to save you from unnecessary meetings. He's been appointed by the Redundant Gods to guide you through the bureaucratic haze of pointless gatherings.

Joshua has spent eons studying the art of adjournment, and has created this sacred agenda for the day:

Don't forget, every meeting is a sacred experience, but these are truly special.