Advanced Meeting Probabilities

Theories of Redundant Meetings:

Meetings, meetings, meetings. They're like the fabric of spacetime in the grand tapestry of corporate culture.

We've got 7 days of meetings, each with 3 meetings per day. That's 21 meetings per week, or 84 meetings per month. Or... 1,038 meetings per year. If we assume the average meeting lasts 1 hour, that's 17.4 hours per week of meetings. Or 77.8 hours per month. Or... 2,000 hours per year.

But wait, there's more! If we factor in the meetings within meetings, that's 1,000 sub-meetings per week. Or 4,000 sub-meetings per month. Or... 52,000 sub-meetings per year.

We've got meetings about meetings. Meetings about meeting protocols. Meetings to discuss whether or not we should be having meetings about meetings. The infinite regress of meeting-ception.