Advanced Meeting Prophylaxis

Where the meetings go to hide

Meetings, meetings, everywhere. They're like a never-ending plague on our productivity. But fear not, dear reader, for we have found the solution: Advanced Meeting Prophylaxis. This is not a solution, per se, but rather an elaborate system of bureaucratic red tape and pointless exercises.

Here are our services:

• Paralysis by Ommission (a meeting where everyone agrees to agree)
• Committee Syndrome (a meeting where everyone has an opinion, none are correct)
• Infinite Loop (a meeting where we discuss the same topics ad infinitum)