Meeting Prophylaxis

Warning: Meeting Prophylaxis is a real and terrifying condition affecting millions of people worldwide. Symptoms include:

• Excessive use of buzzwords
• Uncontrollable urge to use PowerPoint
• Inability to make decisions without a 3-hour discussion
• Unrelenting fear of missing a meeting

Don't be a victim! Visit our sister page on Diagnosis and Treatment to learn more about this debilitating condition.

If you're feeling the effects of Meeting Prophylaxis, try our Therapy Page for a dose of much-needed sarcasm and ridicule.

Subtopics:

• Paralysis by Omission
• Decision by Committee
• Management Babble