Meeting Prophets: Agenda Item 3 - The Infinite Loop of Unnecessary Discussion

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Agenda Item 3: The Infinite Loop of Unnecessary Discussion

We've been debating this item for weeks, and still can't seem to make progress. It's like a never-ending merry-go-round of meetings, where everyone's just spinning their wheels.

• Discussion of discussion
• Talk about not talking
• Analysis paralysis
• Round-the-horn discussions
• Pointless tangents

Action Items:

• Take notes
• Take breaks
• Take a walk outside

Take it to a decision point Take a break from the meeting

Sub-Items:

• Sub-Item 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Sub-Item 2: The Science of Doing Nothing
• Sub-Item 3: The Joy of Repeating Yourself