MEETING PROPHETS: Agenda Item 3 - The Infinite Agenda

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Sub-Item 3: The Infinite Agenda

Where do we even start? This item has been on the agenda for so long it's become a black hole.

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Because we can never actually decide on anything, let's just have more meetings.

Decision Tree:

Do we have a clear goal?

Yes: Review Goal Checklist
No: Define Goal

Do we have a clear plan?

Yes: Review Plan Checklist
No: Define Plan

Because who needs a clear goal or plan, anyway?

Meeting Prophets

Prophet of Inefficiency

The great sage of meetings past, present, and future.

Prophet of Procrastination

The patron saint of "just one more thing."

Prophet of Red Tape

The bringer of endless forms and bureaucratic headaches.

Prophet of "Just One More Meeting"

The harbinger of eternal meetings and perpetual deliberation.

Meet the Prophets, who shall guide us through the endless expanse of our infinite agenda.

Next Steps:

1. Schedule another meeting to discuss the agenda.

2. Create a new agenda item to replace the one we're on.

3. Review the meeting minutes from the last meeting we had.

Disclaimer:

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